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Professor Maladroit adjusted the mass spectrometer

  • Professor Maladroit adjusted the mass spectrometer for recalibration. The latest lab results showed a 12,000% spike in brainwave activity among subject group 4. Couldn't be right.
  • However, he couldn't have said he was surprised to find seemingly ridiculous results. Almost all of the recent trials had defied reasonable logic.
  • It made perfect nonsense. Grateful he'd remembered to hide his flask of Maker's Mark in his back pocket, he drank it down, then snuck into Judge Judy's chambers to negotiate a deal
  • but was shocked by what he found in Judge Judy's desk.
  • He put the weapon down and with his gloves on Detective Esoogami Backward notified the police.
  • He waddled over to the nearest payphone (this story takes place in a backward time) & rang Inspector Kcudami Backward. "This is Esoogami, I've arrested a circle of sitting thieves
  • Who only walk backwards. They robbed Banco Popular backwards and got extra cash from the teller that has also vanished." Dr. Dog arrived and did a breathalizer test, backwards. He
  • realized too late that if he let himself breathe he could. By the time he figured it out the caper had gone south & he was getting ready to do 20 years in the darkest pit in Erie.
  • He had to have that caper, or the recipe was doomed, along with his freedom! So he jumped on the next southbound train. He knew he was getting closer when he smelled the aroma of
  • danger. The train was transporting gold bullion & next morning's papers were calling his brilliantly executed heist "The Caper of the Century".His victory on Iron Chef was assured.
Started
2013-07-10 15:14:18
Finished
2017-09-14 06:12:43

1 Comments

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    IceSquad Sep 14 2017 @ 06:18

    Homonym roller coaster.

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