37

I'm glad I met my friend Josiah Toast. He

  • I'm glad I met my friend Josiah Toast. He was clearly a shaman, even though he only had supreme skills in mundane card magic. It's not just that he provided cover for the rest of
  • us eccentrics with his cloak on rainy evenings. Josiah Toast's Ace Party also brought curious spirits out of hiding, thus spicing up our group vision quest. A mystical king vulture
  • sauce is something you can put on a breakfast burrito, or even a salad. Mystical King Vulture sauce is made in beautiful Oklahoma where one kind find the ripest, reddest, spiciest
  • King Vultures. Just take a large vulture, liquidise it and voila! it's sauce. Oklahomans swear that Mystical King Vulture sauce is the reason they have the highest fertility rate
  • in all the world. Nothing quite gets a woman in the mood like it. Not to mention the taste, a taste so heavenly that it has been said that it brought a tear even to Chuck Norris'
  • 2nd uncle once removed Johann von der Damm, Johann was a practicer of Kung von De Hulk, a little known splinter martial art mostly involving rotating your arms like a windmill.
  • This arcane discipline is useful when walking a tightrope, or skirting a precipice. How about in a fight? We interviewed J. von der Damm in hospital, all limbs in traction, after
  • Being rear-ended and not wearing seat belts. He was on some kind of tranquilizer, I suspected. Usually, he was not this lucid when interviewed. He didn't hesitate to mince words
  • Into their usage and etiology.
  • The medicine cured thousands of lives and this moment was forever established as humanity's new beginning. Turns out the plague coming back wasn't so bad after all.
Started
2013-07-05 21:45:55
Finished
2017-01-14 07:10:03

1 Comments

  1. Avatar

    BlastedHeath Jan 19 2017 @ 21:04

    Mystical King Vulture Sauce -- Yeah! I do prefer a savory breakfast.

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!