Most of Octavia's acquaintances inhabited

Most of Octavia's acquaintances inhabited eccentric orbits, but Xeno truly came from another planet.
Octavia's spaced out friends didn't care for Xeno. While they pretended to be spaced out he truly was space out. He came from one of Saturn's unnamed moons and truly was one very
shoddy interviewer. He became a lackluster daytime host, and invented new flavors of mediocrity, which included marrying Connie Chung. Because he was an alien reproduction
science educator (ARSE), he was unimpressed with Chung's goods. "Only two boobs, dear?" he said. "The Zwarks in the Tetragramma Sector have ten, and four tongues to boot."
"Personally I think less is more," Zorb retorted, unimpressed by the gratuitous surplus in sexual projections of the Zwarks. The amphibious bunny walked out of ARSE into the mall
owmar convention. Yes, there were still crazed mallowmar devotees, and were they surprised to see an amphibious bunny in the convention center. Behind were the sex-crazed Zwarks
who were busy drooling over the young nubile calendar girl who blushed and sighed as the Zwarks and the devotees lusted over her beautiful body. The amphibious bunny however was
unimpressed by all the fuss. Pogs & Co were meant to be an equal opportunity employer but all she found was a chauvinistic workplace that objectified women. The amphibious bunny
thought a stand needed to be taken. So the amphibious bunny gathered 1/2 of the workers and they all hopped into the VW bus to head to DC. The crosseyed octopus thought it would be
a swell idea if everyone wrote postcards home using his ink, but as he squirted, the ink sprayed all over the inside of the windshield & the VW bus crashed into a Waffle House.

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