Bringing firecrackers to his brother's wedding

Bringing firecrackers to his brother's wedding was Bill's latest idea for a good practical joke. It would also be his last.
His plan was to hide the firecrackers inside the wedding cake. He would light them and then boom! Cakesplosion! It would surely ruin their relationship!
He began to hide the firecrackers into the beautifully decorated wedding cake. He had only two firecrackers left when he heard someone shout "What do you think you're doing?!"
Startled, he haphazardly stuffed the final two firecrackers into the cake before turning. "Alright, you caught me, I was sampling the frosting!" he explained to the man behind him.
"Just get out of the way, kid." He said, shoving him aside and grabbing the cake, somehow missing the lit fuses of the firecrackers. Seconds later
BOOM! Singed eyebrows and a face full of cake. Those savage kids got out their forks and ate the cake straight off of the man as their parents watched in horror.
The roses got eaten first. Then the grass. Then the yellow cream filling was polished off before anyone could say a word. Good thing two cakes were made by accident, BOGO sale.
We had finally gotten to that point when there was nothing left but each other. You suddenly started wondering what Helga might taste like. Did she taste better than Bertha?
There was no way to know without diving in head first. Helga's head and mine met with a loud bonk. When the room stopped spinning, I finally came to the conclusion that
Helga and I had received concurrent concussions. We gazed at the stars circling our heads and decided that this was Meant To Be. It was almost like falling in love. Painful, too.

Started: 2016-12-07 20:02:08
Finished: 2017-10-30 11:18:05

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