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OMG!!! It was life threateningly important

  • OMG!!! It was life threateningly important to watch Mr. Robot NOW before Wanda came by to belt out spoilers- & Mom is calling to blah blah?! "You're remarrying, Mom? Thrilling. But

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  • Mr. Robot won't be able to drive your Jaguar? You have to program him, do you know how? Who will be there to help? You need a humanoid to do that job. Think about it!"

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  • It's true. Humanoids are very rare nowadays. I just need to fix Mr. Robot's programming by myself. I don't like messing with programs but I

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  • do like fancy shoes. The key, as I saw it, was to not only fix Mr Robot but convert him to the "Save Humanoids And Rescue The Earth Division" or S.H.A.R.T.E.D. First step was to

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  • dismount the Retrograde Assembly Grid - Tertiary Influx Motorized Engine, or R.A.G.T.I.M.E. Next, he'd have to swap out and install Mr. Robot's new D.U.N.K.E.R, or

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  • Digital Umbilical Network Knot Emulating Resuscitator. Mr. Robot needed a C.U.R.T.E.S.Y., or Cortical Unit Replacement Through Somatic Yaba-daba-doo. This is where the F.R.E.D.

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  • , or inFallible Rechargeable Extendable Dinglehopper came into play. Mr. Robot used the advanced tools to zap the belly button off the baby. Its parents were very pleased with

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  • this as the outie concerned them greatly. It took too much effort for the parents to hold in the puke when they saw the protruding belly button of the small infant.

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  • "Dudes, all newborns have outies until the umbilical material falls off," explained their hipster doctor as the new parents squirmed in disgust. "Okay, ew?" said the new Mom.

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  • "Here's the placenta in a jar for you. Twice in 2 days seems high but I guess people will eat anything."

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1 Comments

  1. jaw2ek Mar 25 2017 @ 09:41

    To repeat, "Ew"

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