He was definitely never drinking melon liquor
- He was definitely never drinking melon liquor ever again. The number of heaves wasn't important until after the 50th or so, but the color was. They were meant to be green, but
- really, they were burnt ocher. He wiped the back of his mouth in his hand and looked up. There in the window, next to the pinball machine was a the biggest, baddest, hairiest
- leather bear this side of the Folsom Street fair. Just then the doorbell rang, mom was on time as usual, but how was she going to react to the pierced tattooed man in chaps? So he
- just decided to fess up to her. "Mom, Daryl is wearing your chaps." Mrs. Saunders was livid. She shot out of the room with her whip trailing behind her.
- If there's one thing that you DON'T do in my family, it's steal someone else's sex toys. And that includes roleplaying paraphenalia. I had learned that lesson the hard way when
- I decided to help clean up for the family Christmas party. I needed something to wear so I put on the French Maid costume I found by the laundry room door. Little did I know
- that it had been left specifically for my uncle Jerry by his lover, who's manhood had repeatedly been in question since the first time he bought an expensive tube of mascara for
- "hiding his bald spot." We all knew there was something different when we saw the pink thong through his white Capri pants. Now the Liza's birthday parties made a bit more
- sense. It was for all the people with alternative and new age sexualities. They are free to roam at the parties once every year rather than try and hide and hold their parties at
- their own places. But it would be really nice if everyone could accept each other. The world would be a better place.
- Started
- 2010-12-06 14:08:13
- Finished
- 2011-01-16 10:30:31
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Deep Jan 16 2011 @ 10:33
That is kind of a proper story. =]
NixonBlack Jan 16 2011 @ 17:11
Yeah, I think that might be the first time I've seen it not be saved at some point. :)