"I am pleased to report that your million-dollar

"I am pleased to report that your million-dollar grant did not go to waste. My team and I discovered that dolphins do indeed nap with one eye open." The board members started thro
wing iron flounders. They were a very ironic board who liked to throw punny flat things for wasteful research. My next research project funded by the Fugu fish consortium of Japan
was cancelled with the Fubu Fish Consortium of Long Beach bought out the Japanese outfit. It was part of to the Hostile Corporate takeovers by "urban" youths who'd given up
full disclosure a long time ago. They hid everything, their real names, their employers, their backers. They lived on sushi and planned their next takeover. The population of
the "They" tribe continued to flourish in the underground caverns of western Kentucky,where the sushi-loving Theys decided to infiltrate Music Row in Nashville. Disguised in cowboy
stretchy pants and 10-gallon hats They gorged on AYCE fake crab and deep fried mini corns dunked in teriyaki. They thought They'd bring a bit of culture to Nashville's scene & sung
Limp Bizkit, Prodigy, and Einstreuzende Neubaten hits. The Nashville art elite were having none of their shenanigans, though. They showed up in a mob at the motel one night, armed
only with the most wieldy of impressionist sculpture. Limp Bizkit, Prodigy and the German guy took one look at the Nashville art elite and thought they were the valets.
Of course, they weren't valets: they were migrant day worker musicians and SCABS from the Kentucky coal mines sent in by the FBI to sell drugs to the
President. But is that really any surprise when you think about it? Well, that was my weekend Sally. Write back soon. Oh, and don't forget to tip your valet! ;) Love, Smokey

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