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Sometimes, as you go along in life, you come

  • Sometimes, as you go along in life, you come to a time when you realise that all you have achieved, all that seems to matter so much, is but a speck of dust in the immensity of
  • gods eye. Sarah sighed as she stared into the depths of the lake, where had her life gone? why did she feel so useless? She picked the oar and dipped it into the water, she rowed
  • in ever expanding circles. Her left arm hadn't the rowing strength her right arm had. She was stuck in a rut on the lake going nowhere. If she could only signal the lighthouse...
  • with her glowing lips then we wouldn't have to row back and ask what kind of beer they wanted, domestic or imported? But her lips had stopped glowing ever since Todd.
  • Todd, with his three legs and mange, who'd come into her life, adopted as she'd received those surgeries for her irradiated lips. Why now, did she need her lips to glow?
  • No, but it was good to belong to a small fraternity of peoples with glowing body parts. Todd, her old three-legged mange had equally irradiated nether regions. Together they attend
  • ed a support group, "RGA" (Radioactive Gonads Anonymous). Even Todd, the dog, received a warm welcome from the group. To ensure their anonymity, however,they each assumed aliases:
  • Todd masqueraded as Diane, the flirtatious yet enigmatic dilettante from Chicago; while the dashing Captain Monroe was in fact none other than
  • Colonel Mustard. He had a thing for retro board games. The masquerade ball was going smoothly, when suddenly, a mysterious masked man entered. Without an invitation, the nerve!
  • Colonel Mustard couldn't tell if he was dressed as The Lone Ranger or Zorro, but he was not going to let the intruder in. He led him to The Study, and killed him with The Rope.
Started
2014-04-13 09:26:21
Finished
2015-01-25 08:06:37

2 Comments

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    zxvasdf Jan 25 2015 @ 21:04

    Outside, the Mystery Machine pulled up, streaming a pungent smoke from its windows.
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    earthquakes Jan 26 2015 @ 13:13

    Ruh-roh...

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