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If I saw ninety naked neighbours noisily

  • If I saw ninety naked neighbours noisily navigate numerous networks in MY neighbourhood then I would surely
  • oogle all the octopi and orangutangs from Ontario, from overtop the rooftop whilst eating olives and oranges! If only
  • they could join her up on the rooftop. As she peeled another orange, a Northern Hawk Owl swooped by, grazing the top of her head, and then diving down for a quick meal. The octopi
  • reached up, caught the Hawk Owl's talons, and reeled itself up. Strapped to the owl's back, the octopus, donning a top hat and monocle, "Tally-ho!," directed them north.
  • The monocled octopus rode that Haw Owl all the way to Minnesota. He'd heard of this land of a thousand lakes. If he was going to lather it up in fresh water, this would be
  • the place. The Haw Owl dropped the monocled octopus into Lake Superior rather roughly, having grown tired of his war stories, so the octopus didn't give him much in the way of
  • inspiration for his Haw haw jokes.When the Haw Owl siddled onto a branch for its nightly standup, starting with the "Knock knock,who's there, Hu" joke,a suckered tentacle hooked it
  • off the stage & presumably from this life. We never saw the Haw Owl again. After a bit of confusion, a squid took the stage. "Hi, I'm Oon. I just swam in from Atlantis & boy are my
  • dog's barking..." Silence. The squid continued, "Eh, tough crowd here, huh? I'm glad I came prepared for battle - you know, 'cause I'm well-armed." Crickets. "GET OFF THE STAGE!"
  • What followed was a joke so terrible that everyone in the audience died. The squid would find a place among Dads, who appreciated his humor. The end.
Started
2015-01-29 16:03:43
Finished
2018-08-13 13:10:31

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