Lhasa apsos are goo for

Lhasa apsos are goo for
most laser breathing dragons. Just zap and the Lhasa apsos turns to "goo." This goo is the base for
most anti-aging cosmetics that you find in the highly competitive beauty product market. The only difference between these products is simply the perfumes mixed with the goo and
the amount of child labor that went into producing them. It was common knowledge that the longer a child worker spent laboring over any particular beauty product, their youth would
wasted and destroyed as the children were used as disposable organic modules in an insectoid production system serving a psychotically self-interested elite of beauty seekers. Jre
(my nickname for Jerehakim), was one of them, and if he weren't a child, I would've porked him, but he's a Muslim. Still, no child should be disposed to work in such a factory.
This factory manufactured dirigibles, digeridoos and dollops. It was always busy. Dirigibles were back after the airlines collapsed. Dirigibles ran on cow dung, reducing carbon.
Dirigibles were cowshaped balloons w/passengers located udderneath.Digeridoos were used to announce departure & arrival & as onboard entertainment.Dollops of dung served as ballast
to counteract all the vigorous voguing being done. In fact, one shipwide game was to chug a beer & twerk to the stern as quickly as possible. You can probably tell the problems
that emerged several years later: bulging discs, worn out knees, hip replacements, arthritis. But it was all worth it...That crazy, wild summer on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Started: 2012-10-23 15:12:07
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