"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses

  • "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
  • whispered Sebastion the Crab. His tone had a hard shell and Ariel felt pinched between loyalty to her father and her lust for power. Should she scuttle the crabby upstart's plan or
  • stay up all night drinking fermented crab juice? Ariel gave Sebastian the Crab ecstasy pills with a D&G symbol on it. Ariel's lust for power in the drug cartel would not
  • be successful if she couldn't be impregnated by the biggest boss of them all. Sebastian was feeling woozy, and said "Whoa Ariel, it feels like I popped a molly, I'm sweatin, wooh!"
  • To which Ariel replied, "Well, you should have never hit Molly. What did she ever do you to, ya f'in little crab?" But Sebastian had passed out and Ariel was still looking to hook
  • up with that rich sailor from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Ariel gave Sebastian a little spite 'kick' with her flipper as she adjusted her rack and fluffed her hair. Today, she was
  • Going to meet the Big Kahuna, Bubba himself. Bill Clinton loved to eat shrimp, and was known for his voracious appetite. The salesman delivered Bill 's daily order of shrimp.
  • Bill told me, "Have you ever had Barbie on the shrimps? Because I have. Sometime during my second term as Governor. Barbie was a pretty intern. We ate the shrimps afterwards."
  • "Har har," I scoffed. "We both well know that Barbie is your cousin's wife, you could never sleep with her. Bill ony smirked. "R-right?" A chill ran through my spine. "Right? Bill?
  • Bill's wicked smile grew. Ken is her brother and she has no problem dating him. I felt world fall out beneath me. I landed in troll doll land. Great glitter farts batman!


  1. SlimWhitman May 16 2017 @ 12:30

    All this happened in the crab infested tributaries of the Mississippi many years ago...

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