RUN! The secretaries looked puzzled. I SAID
- RUN! The secretaries looked puzzled. I SAID RUN! The man burst through the door and headed straight for the window. The secretaries saw what was behind him and
- immediately began to laugh. They briskly moved out of his way and let him pass as they snickered at what he was running from. Trailing closely behind the man was
- an alein with a zapper ray. he only had seconds to react as the alein started firing. he ducted the first few times, but then the man was evaporated. he rose up as a puff of smoke
- He should've known to duck instead of going for the ducts. They were a labyrinth constructed by hvac engineers to triple ongoing maintenance costs in "unforeseen" ways. The aliens
- were not fooled. Complicated ducts were nothing new to them. They aready knew the ducks where the ones to follow. The unforseen ways of HVAC enginerers
- today... OY VAY! There are so many different types of duct product in today's marketplace, you need a degree in it to walk down that aisle. I closed my eyes and pointed.
- I was doing an interpretive dance. I was a compass who's magnetic North had fallen in love with the Tropic of Cancer and now I was lost. That's when the Coach caught me. He said
- Enough is enough! We have a game to play and I expect my players to think of nothing else. I am sorry coach, I said. I was just
- seeing how long I could go with this baseball bat down my pants without someone noticing. He immediately
- Noticed Darious. You too? He asked? Darious replied "I don't play baseball, if you know what I mean, Sucka"
- Started
- 2011-01-14 04:38:21
- Finished
- 2011-02-15 13:30:43
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