today is a beautiful day!!!

today is a beautiful day!!!
It's raining cats and dogs, and its nice and cold too. Cute teddy bears are out on a rampage to conquer the world and destroy all mankind. There's also
a large puddle of sheep bile in the yard. But enough about me" he said, "How are the kids? Still stealing maracas from polish children?" I put the phone receiver down to check.
Yes indeed. I could see the kids. They had maracas. The Polish children were crying because they had nothing to shake in the Mariachi band. The cultural confusion only made
me hungry for pierogies & burritos. While I looked for a bite to eat AND a damn place to sit down, the Polish children were pretending to shake pretend maracas with the Mariachis.
The host told us we had to choose one or the other, or starve. We chose the pierogies, and had many choices. I chose wild mushroom. My dad chose spinach. Both were delicious. Three
hours later we were in ER- the mushrooms were poisonous. An accident? Well, bad men occupied the hospital & tried to kill us. But my brother Michael wheeled us out on skateboards
because there were no more wheelchairs left. That's what you get with our broken healthcare system. Anyway, the bad men also had skateboards, but they didn't know how to use them
One of them tried, but fell over, which made the others laugh. "I don't think you are doing it right!" one smirked, but didn't feel to demonstrate just how to stand on the skatebo
gie-banshee-wakeboard. But it was Ken Kaikane's wakeboard. Sharks, high surfs, & deadly rip wouldn't keep him from honoring his memory. He road the Teahupoo to standing O's

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