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In the apocalypse, even the celebrities were

  • In the apocalypse, even the celebrities were turned into zombies. However, this had little effect on their careers. Tay Zonday released Chocolate Brain, and Justin Bieber
  • found even more discriminating music groupies. Their ears had rotted and fallen off but they really liked Z-Biebers boy-zombie look. The Zombopocalypse meant that celebs with brain
  • s were even harder to come by than usual. Z-Bieber never should have had to worry about that, but apparently there were enough rabid fangirls willing to zombify him, regardless.
  • That's when it hit me, this stuff just got real. Z-Beiber was the perfect storm of hell, frozen time and nausea. I picked up my M16 that I had welded a chainsaw to, smoked meat tim
  • e having come and gone while I was pondering and dammit I was hungry. I let loose with a burst from the M16, but the recoil set the chainsaw going as well, and I nearly lost my lef
  • t testicle in the resulting shenanigans. I switched off the chainsaw, carefully put down the M16 and smiled weakly at the waitress. She stood there tapping her pad with her biro. I
  • ordered some coconut pie to appease her. "...and coffee," I said, intent on making amends. She returned 5 minutes later & banged the pie down in front of me. "Anything else?" she
  • spat. "Sure, I'll take a steak sandwich. To go. And how's the pizza here?" She said "Shit on a shingle, son. Just make up your mind. I am dooooo-ooooone." I laughed. "All right, in
  • three seconds I'll have decided what I want. I want that pizza, and a coke or pepsi... what do you think? COKE OR PEPSI... oh and that steak sandwich... but COKE OR PEPSI???
  • Neither. I settled on some magic water that would take me to El Dorado and I would become rich. I hoped it wasn't a dream.

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