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There's a sheet of paper right in front of

  • There's a sheet of paper right in front of you.
  • Beside the paper is a cup of coffee. Above the paper is a pen and a ruler parallel with each other. In front of the writer is a window overlooking the sea. Behind is... OH FOR THE
  • WINGS OF A DOVE, this is what happens when feng shui enthusiasts write books. We poor, poor readers are being bored to tears by trivial ruler details. The protagonist should write
  • about the best way to kill villains off. 'Cause the protagonists always have a way to defeat the villains in the best way possible. Maybe it's some form of cult, where all the pro
  • blems can easily solved, all your demons eradicated, if you happen to be a member of their club. All you have to do is sign up, right? Hah, right. How can it be so easy?
  • Their club can't do that. It's got giant images of Random Mammals as the mascot. They don't do anything in that club except have pancake breakfasts to raise a few dollars for the
  • children of lesser men. It's a small but controversial charity for sons & daughters of short fathers. The last pancake breakfast raised $78 but cost $84 in supplies. Club president
  • Byron Stanton even took a stroll beneath the tables in case someone had dropped a little change, but they still came up short. But his towering son and his stacked girlfriend said,
  • "Hey, we have an idea. Let's play some music on the streets to collect some change!" the busty girlfriend gleamed. She was a pretty little thing; I couldn't deny her. So, we went
  • off the deep end by playing parodies of parodies. For whatever reason, people laughed at their own laughter, and soon, we forgot why we were even there.

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