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What ... the ... f*ck?!

  • What ... the ... f*ck?!
  • "Das ist Meta!" exclaimed Hans within himself.
  • On the outside Hans Christian Andersen merely said, "well...she has legs when she's on land. In the water she has a fish tail, but on land, she
  • 's got legs and she know how to use them. Yes, ZZTop stole one of their most famous lyrics from Hans Christian Andersen. They changed the arrangement slightly, made it less churchy
  • and more petite. If someone figured out the song was copyrighted, ZZTop would be in trouble. She was already living in a moldy apartment with a hairy man she never talked to.
  • She needed a change. Inspired by her idol Mike Tyson, she decided to become The Fist of Happiness, spreading cheer to everyone she saw, if they liked it or not. Her 1st opportunity
  • Failed miserably, she accidentally grabbed Tide to spread to everyone, not Cheer. Damnit, she was going to get it right this time. She decided to bake cookies and pass them out at
  • her bar mitvah. But that wasn't kosher, and neither were the cookies, despite being laced with fabric softener. Was there ANYTHING she could do to turn the Tide of fate?
  • "Tide of fate?“ All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.”
  • Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Stupidity breeds contempt. Of course, nothing got done that day, because elected officials are only scapegoat figureheads. Hehehe, goats.
Started
2012-03-11 21:00:10
Finished
2012-10-03 01:06:18

5 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 03 2012 @ 11:41

    Meh...
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    jaw2ek Oct 03 2012 @ 23:49

    And yet I am particularly proud of my fold. Oh well.
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    Zetawilk Oct 04 2012 @ 00:23

    I was looking forward to finding out how Hans Christian Anderson lead his country into Death Metal, and ZZ Top sounds like a logical intermediary step.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 04 2012 @ 07:36

    Not meant as criticism. I liked the story (and your fold). That was just a goat.
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    Zetawilk Oct 04 2012 @ 14:40

    Goats are sometimes a stage prop for showy, glitzy alternative genres like metal. Especially death metal with their completely-contrived, completely-missing-the-point, completely-irrelevant-to-Swedish-culture-and-history, completely-inaccurate "devil" "worship". And that's why we love cultural posterity. The more asynchronous and anachronistic the better.

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