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he stood with his sniper pointed to a well

  • he stood with his sniper pointed to a well dressed man in a building across the roof that he was within. This was his mission so he guessed that it was time for another paycheck.
  • He loaded the gun, but before he could shoot,
  • he decided to leave and eat a burger.
  • But not just any burger. He ordered a cheddar-bacon burger deluxe, which came with fries, slaw, and of course pickles, which he scarfed down rather quickly. He was no fickle pickle
  • hick by a long stretch but he did have definite ideas of what constituted a proper pickle and a pickled iPhone did not fit the bill. And not just because he was choking on it now.
  • After a thorough Heimlich maneuver, I popped the iPhone out of his craw and we went crawfish hunting. The cruel crawfish laughed at our lack of pickles, but we had the last laugh
  • when we ate his head & sucked his tail. You know what they say about how "you are what you eat", right? That was the only explanation because suddenly I felt like a cruel crawfish.
  • I grew a carapace overnight and my forearms became powerful pincers and my eyebrows grew out into feely crawfish-like antennae and my eyes grew out of my sockets on stalks and my
  • Feet became tentacles. I could no longer walk down the street and go about business. My minions had to do that for me. I read more books than ever before - my glasses still fit me.
  • A few weeks after my metamorphoses I was visited by a Mr. Limpet and Mr. Samsa. They had come to formally welcome to The Club of The Changed. I refused to see them. Was that wise?
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2014-11-12 08:49:32
Finished
2016-08-03 10:50:12

23 Comments

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    seinundzeit Aug 03 2016 @ 14:32

    my line plus a few words of foldmeonce https://clyp.it/bdlixh3g
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    seinundzeit Aug 03 2016 @ 14:34

    <iframe width="100%" height="160" src="https://clyp.it/bdlixh3g/widget" frameborder="0"></iframe>
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    seinundzeit Aug 03 2016 @ 14:35

    is there a way to remove my comments after they have posted?
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    Woab Aug 03 2016 @ 17:21

    Apparently not.
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    SlimWhitman Aug 04 2016 @ 03:33

    You could contact the foldingstory management to have it removed, but I don't see any harm done with your post. The linked music sounds like Stephen Hawking rapping.
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    Woab Aug 04 2016 @ 13:08

    OMG, I just went and heard that clip. Sein und Zeit, you are amazing.
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    seinundzeit Aug 04 2016 @ 18:35

    i really did not do much. i used the autorap app on one of my phones to do it. then extracted it from mthe website and did slight editing and posted to that clyp site. i did not end up liking that clip site which is why i wanted to remove my comments.
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    SlimWhitman Aug 05 2016 @ 03:07

    Some while ago creative foldsters where posting readings of their favorite stories to other sites. Maybe one of those is better? Chaz started this trend with the current top story [Ominous Brass] and posted it to two sites: the better one is here: http://foldingstory.com/swjzb/#4496 Good Folding
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    seinundzeit Aug 05 2016 @ 05:53

    To make you download a file is actually worse for me. The whole idea of trying Clyp was so that you would not have to go to another site which of course was a failure. That is why I did not like it. If I had wanted that I could have just linked to the Autorap site. What I was hoping for was for it to play in page.
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    seinundzeit Aug 05 2016 @ 06:12

    and I guess this forum does not allow html or markup so that is why the embed script didn't work. I guess that is cool. might explain why this EC site has lasted so long against the spammers.
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    Woab Aug 05 2016 @ 10:51

    It's worth it, and so is your rap link. Glad to see you again s'n'z, after all this time. Weren't you on Fuzzy's Exquisite Corpse, back in the day?
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    LordVacuity Aug 05 2016 @ 11:44

    He was. He is a friend of mine. When I found this place I had to let him know.
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    Woab Aug 05 2016 @ 12:05

    Thank you, Futique!
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    seinundzeit Aug 06 2016 @ 15:30

    http://d.zoobe.com/5v7GiH Made a video.
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    seinundzeit Aug 06 2016 @ 15:35

    Yes I was at Fuzzy's, and Demon, and a few others.
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    seinundzeit Aug 06 2016 @ 15:54

    Added another video. http://d.zoobe.com/5v5Tmb
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    SlimWhitman Aug 06 2016 @ 18:06

    I am amazed by these anime fold narrations s'n'z. If you animated an insect that would be even cooler. sam satories i like... I am a Beetle http://foldingstory.com/pf1lc/ The Bronze Beetles and a Gorged Earlobe http://foldingstory.com/sko7x/ Existentialist Questions Bug me http://foldingstory.com/qm4fq/
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    Woab Aug 06 2016 @ 18:32

    s'n'z, that's so cool.
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    seinundzeit Aug 06 2016 @ 21:03

    Sorry the only insects to have are an ant and a bee but I can do this. Btw, the video is limited to 30 seconds. http://d.zoobe.com/5wbQPo
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    LordVacuity Aug 06 2016 @ 22:25

    ok, I gave it a try as well. https://plotagon.com/400159
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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2016 @ 03:13

    Another one I did after 1 or 6 to many beers. https://plotagon.com/400234
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    SlimWhitman Aug 07 2016 @ 06:26

    In theory you could string together a series of animations like that to illustrate a whole foldingstory, but then there's Folding Story Illustrated on youtube which did the same thing with a different program.
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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2016 @ 17:32

    Folding Story Illustrated was nice.

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