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It was sunny a day, and I had just fallen

  • It was sunny a day, and I had just fallen asleep in my hammock. When
  • my wife Blondie walked out carrying a massive sandwich, it must have been at least four feet high. My hot blonde wife meant nothing to me, it was all about the sandwich.
  • I mean, she was a tight little package with all the goodies in the right places. But the sandwich was ENORMOUS! It had meat and cheese and lettuce and tomato and more meat. Mmmmmmm
  • Sandwich... or is it doohhhnut? I thought about my domineering boss Mr. Dithers I mean Smithers. Then my beautiful wife Blondie brought a cocktail but her hair was blue.
  • Puke! I gave her divorce papers and returned my thoughts to Smithers. Oh, how I hated Smithers! I walked into his office and kicked his
  • junk. Later I felt bad. Right then as he moaned on the floor as I smirked and walked away. I think its time for me to go home and take a nice hot bath!
  • At home in my hot bath I pushed my tug boat through the bubble fog in search of the cargo ship that needed to be piloted into port. Mermaid Barbie had fallen overboard
  • . It suddenly struck me how pitiful I'd become since I lost my job down at the docks last month. Sitting there in the tub, playing with plastic tug boats and Barbie reminded me of
  • the good old days when I was a little child, oh how i longed to be so carefree and enthusiastic about life again! I decided then and there that I was gonna get that feeling back,
  • no matter what it took from me, no matter what repulsive memories I had to cast aside! If it cost me my sanity and the clothes on my back, I make my vow: I shall love life somehow!
Started
2012-04-25 14:53:35
Finished
2012-12-13 01:43:04

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