Mr. Toad jumped into the prius and
- Mr. Toad jumped into the prius and
- accelerated hard at Ratty, Badger and Moley. "You won't take this car away from me," he screamed, with a poop-poop for good luck. Although briefly paralyzed with fear, the three
- rodents were quick to signal the constabulary. Officer Wolf was in hot pursuit of Frog and his runaway segue scooter. "You'll do yourself a mischief!" the officer warned from his
- bullhorn. Frog was deaf to those frequencies & lept onto a non sequitur. Officer Wolf called in a Logician as reinforcement. We wasn't about to let Frog jump to unsubstantiated con
- clusions. Officer Wolf's syntax police closed in as Frog hopped to a 'round toit.' It would be hard for them to get around to it. Frog was destined for a long run-on sentence.
- Frog exclaimed and the chased... "You know that one time when I surfed I took a dive on purpose 'cause someone told me then I ate dinner at the mall - you know the one - and it wa
- s obvious that I would never do that? Eat at the mall? My tastebuds require exclusive tastes that can only be found at a small pond,high up in the Himalayas.' Frog paused to catch
- a fat juicy pregnant fly. As he chewed it he thought to himself, "Is he an idiot?" Frog paused, well if you can only eat at a small pond,high up in the Himalayas, why are you here?
- Frog didn't know what to do with himself. Why was he there? Why did the Himalayas exist? Distressed, he spat out the fly and leapt over the side of mountain, hoping that
- Kermit had waited for him. But alas, Kermit had become a monk & returned to his mountain retreat. Frog hopped home, stopping only occasionally to lick the tears from his eyeballs.
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- 2011-05-31 23:20:40
- Finished
- 2013-09-27 15:45:17
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Zetawilk Sep 27 2013 @ 15:58
I want to see this in print.
CrazyBananas Sep 30 2013 @ 14:46
Ribbit. :)