Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's

Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's face. As the ball went through the net he smiled and yelled
"King Rondo in the house!" But what really irked him was the hand-in-the-cookie jar pose
that was totally open-mouthed. This disgusted him, because he preferred people who breathed through their noses, but
due to the fact they were underwater they could not breath through their noses. However, his scuba instructor
had failed to mention that to him. Not the sharpest coral in the reef, he inhaled a nose full of water and experienced
that exquisite rapture of the deep only a diver who has reversed his air regulator knows; in a moment he would drown if
he didn't think quickly. Suddenly he looked up and realized that he would be safe. There swimming towards him was
a cruise ship destined for the Bahamas. He was saved! Or so he thought: on board he saw the decks were full of
Penguins holding machine guns. Quite a sight he thought before
he was riddled with bullets, "Man! this coulda been a superb Kodak moment. Anyone got a camera?"

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