I am not exactly famous for my insight but
- I am not exactly famous for my insight but I am not unaware that my body and I are not the best of friends. Just now though I found myself and my body on the same page as I experie
- nced what only can be described as the "Jolly Holiday" phenomena. That's right. I jumped into a sidewalk chalk drawing just like Mary Poppins & found myself right smack dab in a
- wonky looking world. The sky and the ground were grey, and there was only a floating red line separating the two. Everyone nearby was thin as a stick, with lopsided heads, and
- inverted feet. The strange-looking people hurried through the bizarre grey realm with strident purpose, never making eye contact with those who passed them. There was nowhere for
- them to go. And they themselves had realized their fate. Just as they were about to commit otherworldly suicide, the strange ones heard distinct and distant mooing...could it be?
- Could it really be? Had the cows actually come home?
- They had. Their arrival at this point even I could no longer deny. With ships whose hulls extended beyond the clouds like the UFOs in that sci-fi movie about
- aliens that write with their excrement. They attempted to send peace treaties to the world leaders of Earth but the piles of poo were not interpreted as such. Noses wrinkled,
- & tempers flared. Finally, NASA counter attacked with an IPBM (Inter Planetary Bowel Movement). The aliens were touched, & thanked earthlings "..for the thoughtful bouquet!". They
- went back to their planet, satisfied, and the sun once again shone on Earth, that is until our skies were dimmed by giant clouds of alien excrement tossed by alien brides. Payback.
- Started
- 2018-06-25 17:14:38
- Finished
- 2019-07-25 14:00:27
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IceSquad Jul 25 2019 @ 14:10
I WILL explore outer space one day, and visit the Pootanical Gardens.
SlimWhitman Jul 30 2019 @ 15:50
You should time travel to the very origin of the Universe, the Big BM