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Train on the water, boat on the track. Train

  • Train on the water, boat on the track. Train on the water, boat on the track. My lady took the train across the Atlantic. I hope it don't sink like the Titanic.
  • I read my fortune cookie again and asked the waiter about it, "My lady took the train across the Atlantic, I hope it don't sink..." He dropped to his knees in horror and backed int
  • o Madam Wong's dessert cart which was laden with an assortment of desserts. She peered at the unfortunate man on his knees, "You want green tea ice cream or sweet bun?"
  • "swu swu swu sweet bun please.." he whimpered. Mme Wong, adjusted her round spectacles & replied, "How bou hot pork, ge extra hunny rerish no extra charge?" She enjoined tormenting
  • and enjoyed it as well. She made a few calls, and soon the room was filled with salivating tormentors. "Rikey Spanish Inquisition?" Mme Wong cackled. The bound man sobbed, unable
  • To comment on how he felt about distractive walking. He was guilty of it himself, whilst playing Pokemon Go. He in fact was lucky to have not fallen off a cliff yesterday at noon.
  • (Insert Cliff Robertson joke here.) His distractive walking distracted many drivers and pedestrians alike and caused dreadful accidents. The police asked him not to walk like that,
  • Not like ACADEMY AWARD WINNER Clift Robertson. He was the first KENNEDY & UNCLE BEN. Martin Sheen was the second. Cliff Robertson is no Eric Samosa. Eric Samosa is a joke.
  • For the politically correct, Idris Elba will portray KENNEDY, the love child & UNCLE BEN, the rice king. Yet, Idris Elba, like Cliff Robertson and Martin Sheen, is no Eric Samosa.
  • The investors shrieked with delight. The lawyers went into another room to finalise the paperwork, while I poured myself a shot, and made a toast. "Long Live the Rice King!"
Started
2014-12-08 14:50:51
Finished
2020-05-03 08:16:19

2 Comments

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    Woab May 05 2020 @ 17:19

    Pterodactyl, that last line of yours made a follower of me.
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    SlimWhitman May 07 2020 @ 08:40

    Nice to see you once again Mme. Wong!

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