Taking the Clemizitrol seemed to remove the
- Taking the Clemizitrol seemed to remove the dizzyness, but left a ringing in his ears, for which he took a double dosage of Thorazine, which had the unfortunate side effect of
- turning him into a brontasaurus. He probably shouldn't have been mixing all those brand name pharmaceuticals. He wasn't a damn doctor; how should he know this would happen? Making
- pill cocktails, wasnt much fun anymore, anyway. So, he's sitting in his livingroom while his roommate (high as a kite) thinks he's a brontasaurus. At least they only eat plants, ri
- ght? Right, except his roommate new absolutely nothing about dinosaurs except what they looked like. The roommate pounced on our hero in a wild frenzy uncharacteristic of any
- blow up doll. Some room mate SHE turned out to be. Maybe he'd have to put out a room mate ad after all. What he hoped for was
- a roommate with identical sleep patterns and taste in music. His only choice was to clone himself... Despite initial compatibility, he soon found Otherhim too unhygienic for
- any reasonable person to put up with. He dispatched Otherhim and tinkered with the cloning recipe, this time adding an extra dollop of bleach. Otherhim II was certainly clean, but
- Otherhim III was awfully white, don't ya think? He couldn't rap to save his life. The cloning recipe needed more pizzazz, he thought, and so Otherhim IV was born, a disco clown to
- rectify the problem. An oversight in the cloning recipe resulted in a genetic defect, though, and OtherhimIV was not only unable to rap, he didn't have any rhythm either.Ultimately
- the clones were only useful for making fish food or tanning their skin for leather. OtherHimIV was made into leather upholstery for a jeep on Pimp My Ride.
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- 2012-09-24 22:04:46
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- 2012-12-02 09:56:19
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Zetawilk Dec 02 2012 @ 16:16
I couldn't remember the name of those banana-head dinosaurs.
jaw2ek Dec 03 2012 @ 15:10
Bananasaurus.