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Before making the final decision, I consulted

  • Before making the final decision, I consulted my girlfriend Suzie and her daughter Kylie with whom I lived. Naturally, Kylie showed all of restraint any child of 10 would when
  • covered in powdered sugar an left out as an offering for The Beast. That Kylie strained against the ropes was the reason he paused at his decision.
  • Kylie Minogue took the time to climb to the top rope. When the beast realized he'd lost his chance, she screamed, "Super Fly Snookah!" and clothes lined him. The beast said, "Hey
  • there are children in the audience. "How dare your clothes about me!", but by then Kylie was sliding across the high rope no hands. Beauty and the Beast was a popular show but this
  • was something completely different - high ropes in Beauty and the Beast? Taking off their clothes? The actors must have been putting on some kind of trick performance, or else
  • nothing would be the same again. Without clothes, Beast looked like something in the zoo, rather than a prince in a castle, and Beauty, well, let's just say
  • denuded, Beauty topped the "Hot or Not" leaderboards. They scrambled to throw some sheets over their sweaty bodies; I said, "Mr. Beast, I have questions to ask you about the murder
  • Specifically about the candle-stick. We found Chip outside, shattered to bits, and it was discarded in a lake nearby with your prints on it. We know your reputation Beast. Beauty
  • is missing, and all the evidence points towards you! Beast sulked, looking away. "I killed them all, it was me." But then, Beauty left her hiding spot, crying. "No! I did!"
  • But the local magistrate was unwilling to listen to a woman's "hysterical" side of the story. The Beast was carted off to jail, due to be executed. But that is not this tale's end.

1 Comments

  1. Patroclus81 Jul 29 2012 @ 15:30

    Wow. This one is awesome.

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