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The tub was a stagnant pool of tears. She'd

  • The tub was a stagnant pool of tears. She'd started crying a month before and died in it days later. The sadness inside her would not relent. Her dead eyes wept, a heart barely
  • big enough to feed the two dobermans that had entered the house through the open front door. They had been gnawing on her corpse for a while and chewed on her organs. They were
  • oblivious to his presence which was fortunate since they had become accustomed to human flesh.Unfortunately the chihuahua, who wasn't getting any of the remains did notice him.
  • Turned out it wasn't a chihuahua but a ROCK..... LOB-STER!
  • Feeding and caring for a rock lobster. 1. Find a sunny terrium that can fit a turn-table, disco ball, and strobe light 2. The rock lobster is nocturnal and will party all night. 3.
  • Do not fill the terrarium with cheese. Rock lobsters do not care for cheese. 4: Paste My Little Pony stickers inside. A happy rock lobster is a HAPPY rock lobster, as I always say!
  • But the rock lobster was not happy. All his My Little Pony stickers had been stolen, and now he was determine to find them. He set off on his
  • dune buggy, steering wheel gripped by rock-lobster claws. SpongeBob would pay for stealing the My Little Pony Stickers & pay dearly. Snail'napping Gary & ransom his return, Lobster
  • Kings hailed the almighty snorklers who ran the school like the mafia. They must hide, or else get tortured for not complying to the strict dress code put in place by the snorklers
  • union. Unfortunately, they hid in the most obvious spot, at the bottom of a deep sea oil rig and the snorklers union soon found them and made them pay their dues.

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