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"2 African cane rats, 2 kg bush meat, a pig

  • "2 African cane rats, 2 kg bush meat, a pig snout, a giant African snail, an impala skull cap, a tiger penis, & a Black Mamba. Do you have any other wares to declare Mr. Magagula?"
  • "Yeshhh",Mr.Magagula said."I has shrunk head in trunk I need for complete the curse I put on you for arresting me,idiot!I did not
  • mean that. No shrunken head in trunk. Just tire-iron." The cop looked suspiciously at the chicken claw dangling from the rearview mirror. "Pop, the trunk please."
  • Popped the trunk as the cop walked back to inspect it. Once he sees whats inside, I'm a dead man. Untying the chicken claw from the mirror, I looked for an escape. To my right, I
  • saw a donkey, hanging out on the side of the road, chewing on some hay. Usless. What good could a donkey serve me in a time like this? Unless this donkey
  • had wings. If the donkey had wings I could use it to get the pregnant girl by the side of the road to the hospital before she gave birth in the street. She didn't have much time
  • share interest because she had like zero funds. She was broke, so I did the next best thing, I took her to an old manger. She was about to pop. I spread her legs to see if I
  • was about to lose my lunch. Sure enough, I was, and suddenly the manger was not such a good place to keep him after all. "It'll have to do," The First King said, sighing and
  • a long story later, The First King died and was succeeded by The Deceased Second King's son, him from the manger, which made him The Third King. Despite being untested,
  • the hypothesis was logical. So once we get some grant money, we'll actually be able to determine the meaning of life. You see?
Started
2012-09-16 13:35:11
Finished
2015-08-21 20:47:17

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 22 2015 @ 20:01

    You don't say, and I'll bet you think you're the biggest thing since sliced matze, don't you?

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