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"Stealing from children and murdering mimes,

  • "Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,
  • He liked it when she dressed up like a nun. He called her Maria & he was Captain von Trapp (heh heh). "Maria" was so cute when she was drunk. "My hills are alive with the sound of
  • burning children." Woah, I thought, this chick in the nun outfit might be too much for me to handle. I decided the genital cuffs might exacerbate the situation so I switched
  • to stigmata. Seamed appropriate, her being a nun. When she had showed no reaction to the first piercing I grew concerned I might have been right about not being able to handle her.
  • liquor. She certainly seemed to be feeling no pain, and was now taking off her wimple and habit and gyrating about her cell, the blood from her stigmatic wounds spraying the walls.
  • "W-what kind of creature are you?" She laughed at this question, her wounds oozing with blood, and yet she kept walking over to me. I had to run! I hopped through a window, but she
  • Materialised on the other side, a gravelike grin on her face. She brandished her finger and lightening shot out, putting a flaming tree between her and I. Out of the tree appeared
  • another one, and she flung it towards me. "Hakamo-san, are you okay?" Saiki asked worriedly. "I'll be fine. It's just a burning tree," I said as I jumped aside, dodging the fire.
  • Then she got serious about hurling trees & threw a fiery giant redwood. “Hakamo-san, look out!” yelled Saiki just in time. I dodged the tree, but now the whole forest was aflame.
  • My skin turned black and gray like oak bark, and the scent of wood smoke and roasting forest animals filled the churning, firelit air. Perhaps she could not help herself after all.
Started
2014-01-04 02:46:28
Finished
2019-11-17 15:58:02

4 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Nov 17 2019 @ 16:00

    RE: the OF (original fold) -- I nearly riffed off "The Hills are Alive ..." for the closer. It seems the Circle is sometimes felt even if not expressed.
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    Gibber Nov 18 2019 @ 21:54

    My fold was written primarily by a neural network. https://talktotransformer.com/
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    SlimWhitman Dec 10 2019 @ 19:47

    It did seem much to coherent for you Gibber.
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    Gibber Dec 11 2019 @ 03:21

    Indeed. It's like a mental prosthesis.

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