Never mind it was on my forehead, I took
- Never mind it was on my forehead, I took a deep breath. Coffee! Lime! Vanilla! Autumn Leaves! Mint! Rain! Roast Chestnuts! Money! Pa's pig farm! My GFs laundry! Gertrude Jekyll!
- "Yo, don't guess what's on your card until I give you hints," said Party Guest 5. "Hint 1: It might be bad at driving." "Coffee! Lime! Vanilla!" "Hint 2: It can talk." "...Coffee!"
- "Hint 3: It's not coffee." "...Coffee!" "The answer is 'iguanadon' you drunken morons!". Next, Party Guest 6 drew a picture of 2 boobs. "Is it boobs?" "No" "Ummm.. woman?" "No"
- "Is it tea?" No. "Coffee?" "No, thank you." "Gah! Could you at least give me a hint?" "Yes. . . It's not a beverage." "Wait. It's your mom, right?" Party Guest 6 's eyes widened,
- "It IS your mom!" Party Guest 6 became overly excited & jumped around, knocking over lamps & things when I led my mom out. "This is the best party favor ever!" He hugged her and
- grabbed the box out of her eager hands. I tore into the brown wrapping paper on the package. "Wait a minute," I exclaimed. "This isn't Chinese Checkers! This isn't even regular
- checkers! It's nothing but an ivory-carved chess set! What game are trying to play with me?" She suddenly pulled a black hood over her head & silently indicated that I should sit
- on an upside-down stool & spin. I declined, sneered, took off my shirt, & pulled up a chair. I sniffed a pit & said "All right missy, chess it is." I opened with the Latvian gambit
- & smiled smugly, taking her queen. "Now you," I said. She raised an eyebrow as I inspected my pit again. "Just because you take off your shirt does NOT make this strip chess, bud."
- "Of course not," I agreed as she again made a foolish move. "I simply did it to distract you. My strategy apparently worked. Check mate, my dear." I flexed my pecs proudly.
- Started
- 2013-10-20 11:19:29
- Finished
- 2014-07-12 21:12:39
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49erFaithful Jul 14 2014 @ 12:24
Sounds like a spirited get-together!