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"I'll get around to it," I said as I looked

  • "I'll get around to it," I said as I looked at the broken dish washer. Two weeks later, I was eating off paper plates. Then yesterday, I found it healed itself.
  • Well, I did try this new-age crap my sis had been pushing. Up until the dishwasher healed, I'd read a self help book to it daily. I think "Mindful Appliances" really resonated with
  • the Maytage Man, but I was no blue collar fool. I was an elitist. Only the best of the best of the best for me. My sis hated my excellent taste. Why that's why her stupid baby show
  • er shindig was set for mid-August in her baby daddy's trailer. There were paper streamers hanging from the screen door, and someone brought a sheet cake shaped like a NASCAR driver
  • 's crumpled gauntlet. Her baby daddy was out, luckily, as his acquaintances wouldn't impregnate themselves or bud off like bacteria. Reproduction was 100% sexual in this locality.
  • I hadn't had a body in so long that I found the anticipation reminded me of why. The chemical reactions seemed so determined to get me aroused; and the pheromones! Barbaric! Yet,
  • I came to love out of body experiences because I could see beyond the obvious. More than three years passed and I returned to earth. Or did I fall to earth? How fast was my fall?
  • Terminal velocity. I fell at 180 mph.Fortunately I had an out of body experience just before impact & landed in a yogi meditating on the peak of Kangchenjunga while in the outhouse
  • a few feet down the mountain, a monk bellowed like an elephant. The rest of us just went right on with our meditation, but the smell began to drift over us and soon we were all
  • chanting in uniformity. Our eyes became milky, and as we levitated into the air, we simultaneously lost control of our bowels. A complete release. Nirvana had been achieved.

1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jan 29 2018 @ 15:31

    >Rolls eyes< Oo What a serene finish...

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