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Randy thought long and hard about where to

  • Randy thought long and hard about where to debut his streaking career. Football game, Queen's parade?, Golf tournament? Bicycle race? He finally settled on a billiards championship
  • . He supposed it had something to do with long sticks and balls.Randy prepared carefully for his streaking debut at the billiards championship.Wearing a tear-away suit and a smirk,
  • the audience hushed in preparation for the action and competitors got into the zone. Randy blagged his way past security and waited for his moment. Tom Jones' Sex Bomb came
  • went off prematurely. Security was alerted. Randy had to think fast. But he couldn't, he'd been hypnotized by a fortune teller and thought he was a crayon. Tom Jones had no back up
  • and was subsequently beaten severely while Randy was left alone to rub his head on butcher paper. Interestingly enough, Randy's head had been shat upon and the drawing he made
  • was a great work of art. Unfortunately Randy left his masterpiece lying around & his dog ate it. I don't understand why people worry about buying the right dog food. Dogs eat anyth
  • ing they can get their teeth into. A million dollar masterpiece included. Randy was so furious with his dog that he chucked him out of the house. His dog was sent to live on a farm
  • in Iceland, where he lived out the rest of his days in relative peace. However, Randy was not so lucky. He smashed five mirrors and his luck got so terrible that he was too afraid
  • of dieing that he never got around to livin. L I V I N. Livin. Which was a nice cozy hamlet in far North Pascal County at the mouth of the Dreamlord's Distraction State Park.
  • It was a little known State Park. In fact it wasn't even listed in the State Park registry. That little known. And yet, if it were possible to make up some stitistics before I run
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2013-01-14 08:49:47
Finished
2016-08-19 21:03:21

2 Comments

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    seinundzeit Aug 19 2016 @ 21:04

    statistics.
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    SlimWhitman Aug 20 2016 @ 09:13

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrxiwXLgme4

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