And so this is Christmas, and what have you
- And so this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, and a new one just begun
- Time is an elephant it moves from water hole to water hole; what matters is not what you have done in the past but what the past has taught you and what you do. A new years begun
- and by the time you finish reading this fold you will be the oldest you have ever been so far. Shouldn't you be outside getting fresh air? Do you get enough sleep? Put down those
- budomsome folds and follow me. But he didn't listen and instead sat there day in and day out in his fetid flannel pajamas and dark apartment, folding stories. His beard grew and
- his face shrunk. Soon he was nothing more than a skin tag with a huge rip can winkle beard growing out of it.
- Most surprising was how much a 'skin tag with a huge rip can winkle beard growing out of it' will fetch on eBay. With my new found fortune I purchased a catapult to fire melons at
- the mouth breathers across the way. They'd made their killing with the idea of TV on the radio. I know, you say, been done. Well, the mouth breathers made a mint. I lobbed a melon
- , a Cuculis metuliferus if you must know. It exploded sending spiky peel & pulp through the studio during a live radio broadcast of a Baywatch underwater scene. The mouth breathers
- found themselves unceremoniously sampling melano and its amalgamation of weird tastes. Several studio executives were speared through the heart with horns rich in dietary fiber.
- They ate those horns
- Started
- 2012-11-30 03:35:50
- Finished
- 2015-01-01 12:00:19
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