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Her new OB-GYN was in a wood paneled office

  • Her new OB-GYN was in a wood paneled office between The Menz Room and The Hamburger King. It seemed fitting that this would be the place she would begin really thinking about her
  • strategy to combine her two true loves: burgers and boys. As the OB-GYN did her thing, Carolyn planned her post-procedure afternoon. She'd require at least a double patty and three
  • , no make that 4 skinny lads to accomplish her task. Carolyn's mouth watered as she thought about her boyburger. She breathed deeply. The OB-GYN misunderstood, thinking Carolyn was
  • a man with his thingy tucked between his legs like Crying Game. The OB-GYN chuckled and slapped Carolyn on the pubis bone, "I don't think so Sir! Ha Ha, nice try!"
  • The OB-GYN was a graduate of the OB-GYN School of Charm so Carol knew she'd have to take it on the chin, or the pubis bone in this case. "If you look lower you'll find the reason I
  • need new shoes. Just look at my bunions!" Carol said. "Lady, I'm an OB-GYN, not a podiatrist," said the doctor, "but Ho Boy you got bunions the size of canoes!" The doctor gave
  • her the inserts right out of his own shoes and then promptly got back to the pap smear. "Now lets hope this thing is in better condition than your feet!"
  • The results were all good and Lady Agatha was relieved. Her shoes were relieved as well. They understood she needed more support. Sir Paul was inspired to write a new song about it
  • which he titled "Supportive Shoes". Lady Agatha and her shoes were flattered that Paul wrote a song about them. They all sent him letters expressing their gratitude.
  • But Paul McCartney wanted needed more. The hunger for blood rose up inside him, until one day, he met John. Thus, the greatest vampire pop band ever was formed- the Beatles.
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2013-10-09 11:03:00
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2016-12-20 18:18:22

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