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"Okay, we've got Anthrax Toast, Poached Pestilence,

  • "Okay, we've got Anthrax Toast, Poached Pestilence, Nuclear Tuna Melt, Toxic Taffy. Any other..." "Those names suck!" "Well we've got to work in our sponsors products to pay for
  • our more artistic jellybeans, like Ennui Limón." A lobbyist for the apocalypse industry sprang out from behind a potted plant. "Make more Black Death Licorice, or the deal's off."
  • "Wilson. What a surprise. Keep your Ultimatum Cheesecake. We'll make what we like, when we like. Here, try a Bugger Off Muffin." Wilson took the muffin and weighed it in his palm.
  • "The last time I ate Emotional Blackmail Trifle," Wilson mused, "I got guilt trip all over my face. So I accept this Bugger Off Muffin in the spirit intended. I'll have to love you
  • for as long as I can, but even the hardiest of buns falls prey to the desolation of bitter penicillin. And as medicinal as the stain of truth may be, I will not be denied another
  • margarine bath. The sculpted cows glowered at the dairy free vices of
  • their evil alien cattle overlords of Stavromula Beta. These space-cow farmers were notoriously cruel to their livestock and no-one really cared when their protonic quark accelerato
  • inspired Deep Purple to compose a song titled " Space Cow" for their new album. It even became the title! Salvador Dali did the cover art, specially for the occasion. The opening
  • cut on side one, "Froth on the Peacock," featured a Ritchie Blackmore temper tantrum where he whips Ian Gillan with his guitar's broken E string. That was followed by a Jon Lord
  • pushing the Hammond C3 closer to the Marshall amps and adding a top we didn't know was out there but it was predicted by General Custer in his reply to the Serenity 3 Survivors.

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