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I heard footsteps coming nearer and louder...sweats

  • I heard footsteps coming nearer and louder...sweats rolling down my face. " Who's there!?" I shouted. Suddenly a gun pointed at my face...
  • everything was going to plan, as long as my partner didn't shoot me. I grabbed the gun off of him and pulled him to the ground. The simulation was over. "Phew," I thought,
  • until I felt a firm hand grip my arm from behind. "Not so fast, young woman," said a gruff voice. I then felt something poke me in the back. "Throw down your gun and come with us.
  • " DAMN! I wasn't going down without a fight! I crumpled to the floor with a moan, surprising my captors, & unsnapped my lace garter. With a quick twang, I shot poison darts from my
  • hidden blade, succeeding to blind them for long enough to escape. Jumping through a window was the last thing I wanted to do, but the freedom was just around the corner.
  • Freedom was just another word for nothing left to lose, because when I went around the corner my penis, balls, ass, and extra toe were ripped off of me by an angry chimp.
  • The chimp rolled all over Manhattan and crushed all the buildings inhabited by robots. Robochimps were supposedly more docile and required less monkey chow. Suddenly, it was very
  • clear to him. He really was a monkey's uncle. Maybe that would be his legacy; The Monkey's Uncle. He wouldn't need a name anymore, he was Monkey's Uncle. Even after the scandal, he
  • referred to all monkeys as his nieces and nephews. Greedily playing along, they would demand candy and quarters from his pockets, leaving him a poor and bitter old fellow. No-one
  • knew the depth of his sorrow, and gawking tourists uploaded videos of the hilarious monkeys to Vimeo. Enraged, he would wait hours for the 30-second clips to load, then weep alone.
Started
2014-06-17 05:29:52
Finished
2017-11-05 07:06:36

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 05 2017 @ 15:15

    Adding insult to injury he had to wait hours to download 30 second clips ridiculing him. Such melodrama in a foldingstory!

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