The girls spoke utter nonsense and ran back
- The girls spoke utter nonsense and ran back and forth around the house while I tried to write couldn´t they see I was writing a very important letter to my associates inside the
- the huge executive building where they basically lived at. Taking time off work was a bad idea when I was in the same room as these insane girls. Having daughters meant that you we
- nt to the supermarket every so often, to buy Barbie dolls for a little bit of peace and quiet. But little did I know, that my daughters were sacrificing the dolls in a barbaric
- Barbie abattoir. Barbies would barrel barbarically about the abattoir, basking in beastial bombast. Beach Barbie battled booze, Ken baiting the booty call.
- He-Man looked down at Barbie Bacchanalia from his mint-conditioned box. Why was he left on the shelf? Sure, he was worth $93.00 on eBay, but he had a lust for life. "By the Power
- of Mattel! I have the power!" He-Man roared as he burst from his mint-condition cardboard box and dove down upon the Barbies on his mighty (but plastic) battle cat Cringer.
- The Barbies screeched and scattered away from He-Man's mighty battle prowess. All but one. Veteran Soldier Barbie tightened the laces of her combat boots and lifted her gun to her
- shoulder, racking She-Ra's sword into the chamber. It was forged of the same metal as his sword: the only thing that could stop him. The only thing that could kill the Champion.
- Unfortunately, even the holiest of swords is only as good as the hand of the wielder. She-Ra's sword was being wielded by a mid level diplomat on vacation. The Champion laughed der
- pishly as he assumed his victory was assured. But the midlevel diplomat was also a scion of Amber, and so She-Ra's sword came forth from the clouds, at which The Champion conceded.
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- 2015-10-24 20:53:47
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- 2018-04-28 20:24:14
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Woab Apr 30 2018 @ 14:21
Derpishly....! Would that be in the manner of a Whirling Derpish?