"A 24 hr bus ride to Tijuana Ricardo! What
- "A 24 hr bus ride to Tijuana Ricardo! What in Cojones are we gonna do all this time?" But Ricardo was prepared & pulled out one bottle of coke, one of tequilla and two plastic cups
- . "A toast, amigo," said Ricardo as he poured equal amounts of tequila & coke in two plastic cups. "To us...for taking this bus ride to Tijuana to steal back your Chevy Malibu. May
- the Gods grant you a big harvest." Mr. Maltabon always toasted weird, but he was a celebrity so I went with it. I needed that Chevy Malibu. But when I got to Tiajuana I found a not
- so edifying donkey show that distracted me from my mission. During the spectacle all I could think about was rich Corinthian leather. Poor Corinthian leather wouldn't do anymore.
- It wouldn't have that same snap, and aesthetically speaking rich Corinthian leather had more panache. Plus, the donkey could eat it after which was the least it was owed, really.
- After eating the rich, Corinthian leather, the donkey found, much to his surprise, that he had a talent for making money. He became a rich, Corinthian donkey, and was well-respecte
- d throughout the herds and droves of donkeys around the world...but not so much by almost all donkey paces. Most donkey paces despised Corinthians and wealth...they were more Earth
- based,preferring to graze in peace while making mules whenever possible.Obstinate herds galloped over all you could imagine,perhaps as a sea of waggling asses from your perspective
- if you're into that sort of thing. But if you're not, you might imagine instead that you're seeing a large field of snow bunnies, their little noses twitching and ears perking at
- the sounds of oncoming traffic.
- Started
- 2013-04-06 17:17:07
- Finished
- 2019-01-19 08:44:10
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Woab Jan 19 2019 @ 14:37
Great surprise ending, Shortfellow! Haw!
zxvasdf Jan 21 2019 @ 10:36
But it was only the city mouse, who soothed himself in the wilds with the sounds of home piping from his tinny speakers.