ive just learned about the monkey jesus.

ive just learned about the monkey jesus. seems this was some 80 year old spanish chick's attempt at restoring a piece of art in her church. i will totally be this chick when im 80.
I have started early offering my services to restore other works of art. Mona Lisa's smile needs some shiny teeth. Lets take American Gothic to Disney Land.
and I never liked Venus with no arms. I headed to Kinkos to design my new business cards, and I was giddy with delight. My newfound design skills, and my new Art101 book would come
in handy...get it? HANDy? (I enjoyed how I could amuse myself so easily.) Kinkos did a good job on my business cards, so now I was ready to launch
my business. There would be a soft sell opening in a month and then a grand opening in a few month.
Then late rent payments, then a mysterious fire before the bank could repossess, ending with a hefty insurance payment. This was my franchise business model and nowI had my eye on
a chimney that choked and coughed out luminous smoke. The smoke gathered together to form a cloud in the shape of a giant leprechaun which spoke unto me "Your business model is
correct. Go forth and business!" The giant Leprechaun smoke cloud leaped across town causing kelly green beers to quickly froth for no discernible reason!
Enterprising entrepreneurs seized the moment, rapidly scooping up the green froth and throwing it into the parade of marching
morons, or so they thought. Slowly they turned, the marchers and their kindred. A world of false calculations needed a little spooky for balance, and they sure brought the spooky.

Started: 2012-10-23 21:50:42
Finished: 2015-03-21 23:35:25

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