The cannibal swallowed. His wife laughed.

The cannibal swallowed. His wife laughed. "Do you know what you just ate?" Damn thought the cannibal, what is this crazy witch up to this time? She smiled, "Beef."
The cannibal started vomiting and yelled to his wife: "Woman, if you'll ever give anything else than human livers, I'll cut you to death!".
The woman started sobbing. "But, it's just cow flesh... I-I thought you wouldn't notice! You know I hate cooking humans!" The cannibal stood up and got in his spouse's face
, stared her down and started singing with a very faint voice. Half hypnotized, she thought about how snakes would feel when being charmed by the sound of a flute. The cannibal
part of her reminded her to Hate The Sin Love The Sinner but her non-cannibal half was thinking that Sinner is dinner. It was actually lunch time so the story had to stop until 1PM
But the folder decided to take a 2 hour 3 martini lunch in the Russian Tea Room where he or she nibbled on lady fingers & cucumber sandwiches. A samovar fell over, a lady shrieked,
And the samovar became a lovely female cat who was adopted by the lady who screamed. They were inseparable from Lyla and her Family of cats. Samovar lived happily ever after. Lyla
finally separated from her husband Morris despite everyone's disbelief and went to open a Russian Tea Room in West Virginia. Lyla was later sued for serving over-steeped tea to
minors. Like 'bees in da trap' they became enslaved to the over-steeped tea game. Little Jimmy became a mule for the oolong route up from Mexico and 10 year old Suzy started green
tea leaf reading on the side. Whether it led to a brisk warning or a slow steeple chase to burning questions, fans traveled far to see Little Suzy sip her tea and read its remains.

Started: 2014-11-30 13:38:39
Finished: 2016-12-12 18:21:25

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