It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more
- It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more powers than you think. This one time, I replaced the drumsticks of a jam band's drummer with two magic wands. During the first set
- the first three rows were shrunken to a third of their size. And you can't imagine what happened during his solo! Sparks everywhere, the guitar caught fire, and then
- it turned into an axe. As the EMT (Emergency Magic Technician) rushed onto the stage, I thought, "I can barely imagine it myself." Suddenly, I heard a voice yell, "Shut it down!"
- but it was too late, I thought "Wouldn't a giant Barney rampaging the city be cool?" and immediately the telekinetic magic generator projected my thought into reality
- And indeed giant Barney appeared, and instead of spreading love, spreaded destruction. I needed to project an anti-Barney, and all I could think about was
- Majela Zeze Diamond, the Queen of Genitalia. She would bring back the passionate, heated love that was much needed. Teaching us the virtues of sharing our v
- alentine's candy with more than one person. She taught us that true love is not monogamous. True love sets no boundaries. After that I pretty much
- had sex with every mammalian creature I could get my perverted paws on. Every night, I made sure to thak my mother for her inspiring life lessons.
- One night, though, in my dreams my mother appeared. She wanted to warn me against perpetuating my promiscious mammalian behaviors. She showed me a sign of what was to come if I
- persisted in my exotic erotic behaviours. The sign included a 2 hr slide show after which I woke up realising I had been sitting through my mother's holiday snaps.
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- 2011-09-30 17:53:38
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- 2012-12-17 00:19:43
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Chaz Dec 17 2012 @ 22:06
"Here we are in front of the walrus. (next slide) Here we are in back of the walrus."