One time my nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie
- One time my nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie were at my place looking for some good times. They were bored until the Chip n Dales came to take all of my nuts.
- With a shocking look they grabbed them & thrusted them over their shoulders. It was the most horrific thing that ever happened to me in my adult life. God help my nuts.
- The nuts were then roasted on an open fire as the man had screamed in horror stabbing the Chip N' Dales with his left big toe toe-nail. Filling their mouth with toe jam.
- It was their favorite kind of jam, especially given the toasty roasted flavor of his toes. They took a moment to savory the chicory and mesquite notes, then dug into his cheeks.
- The Southerners enjoyed the whole pig. He remembered when Zeek deep fried an entire pig in a hot water heater full of bacon grease. Man that was a great Chanukah, but
- what was better still was Aunty Maureen's anchovy tea party. Everyone came as an anchovy and we laughed till we stopped. Nobody laughs in Pigtown today though
- they do sing alot. Laughter all but disappeared after Widow Black lost her beloved parrot. The town posted missing signs and asked Nancy Grace to
- perform the Godesses'Sacred Ritual for the Luminous Tropical Green Bird Divinity that she learned from a native on her trip to BoraBora last week,since it was fresh in her memory.
- "Polly" struggled with her leg iron. She hated her slave name, and refused to mimic the speech of these tall, smelly creatures, or be bribed with their cuttles. Suddenly the chain
- Snatched her back, scrapping her ankle. Looking back, the sight of the evil laughing master, sickened her. Now knowing she would never be free she broke.....Polly want a cracker.
- Started
- 2011-01-03 08:58:09
- Finished
- 2011-02-21 21:18:47
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