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"Lord bless me sir!" said the three-eyed

  • "Lord bless me sir!" said the three-eyed alien as it hover-walked up to Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse's eyes narrowed. "Cletus. Cletus Raybern, is that you?" The Alien extended his
  • appendage in greeting and said "Yessir, friend, it's me, Cletus. And have I got a story for you!" Uncle Jesse shook AlienCletus's appendage and said "Well, I never! Where have you
  • stashed the General Lee? The boys have been looking for it ever since your abduction." AlienCletus, looked shamefaced and said
  • "This time the hurtin' won't heal. You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille." The last straw. Luke lit the dynamite and shot the arrow into AC's forehead point blank. The boys
  • Fled the scene and were never spotted in that area again. They moved to Zanesville. Thd Luke went to college and became a doctor.
  • A doctor with a mail order degree, Thd walked in the footsteps of another Zaney resident, pioneering the theories of UFO antigravitation, Thm Townsend Bluster Brown. Thd trasmitted
  • THX1136. Nothing happened. He transmitted it again. Nothing. As he wracked his memory for the right protocol to implement he, nervously, started to look around the room for a clue.
  • But the room was a featureless sphere with no contents. He began to walk and the sphere rolled upon a flat external surface. He seemed to go nowhere within the sphere but it rolled
  • right off a cliff and fell into the ocean below. From there, he drifted on the sea for four days in his featureless sphere, until he eventually washed up on the shore of
  • of, of, of the begining.. Yes, we are at the begining... we find ourselves in the loop, writing, thinking, perhaps smiling; but still, wittingly or not, in the loop.
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2012-02-27 23:35:40
Finished
2017-06-27 19:52:56

1 Comments

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    LordVacuity Jun 27 2017 @ 23:35

    The trick to escaping loops is to find the inside out or the outside in. Either will work.

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