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Anthony wondered why the lady at the desk

  • Anthony wondered why the lady at the desk had given him the directions to this room. Everyone here was giggling maniacally or staring at nothing, rocking back and forth in their
  • highchair playing with a stack of alphabet blocks. Anthony hoped Mum would be back soon - he didn't like the other scary children. He plonked down onto the blue carpet, pondering
  • his play group. Sally had all of the legos but cried during nap time. Leo ate paste and Tim hoarded cheerios in his sock. Anthony knew their weaknesses, he could turn this around.
  • Dealing out his stock of careless like king's favors, Tony soon had the other children working for him. And Tony didn't come cheap. Weaponizing toddlers took time and lots of
  • Desitin. The vanguard of Tony's army of little children set out on kamikaze stink runs while the rearguard slid by, highly mobilised on runners of snot. Victory was imminent, but
  • Tony was a careless general and had failed to supply the Children's Liberation Army with Flinstone's Chewables. Three days later, half of the kids had pneumonia and the other half
  • oldmonia. Luckily, Roger Dirt of the Blue Clyde was staying in that town working on a solo album and was well stocked to handle both pnewmonia and oldmonia because of his penchant
  • for ammonia-based tinctures, which were cheap to produce, but not as cheap to produce as Blue Clyde, the band that came out of no-where. Lead singer Roger Dirt's solo album was not
  • One the radio stations could ignore. He covered "Leader of The Laundromat", by the Detergents in 1964. All other tracks were originals, including the raunchy ditty titled "Dirtbag"
  • "You're my sweaty underwear and all that lint down there, your my balled up socks,my straps for jocks, a smell to gag,your my dirtbag!" The song was a win for the sponsor: Tide.
Started
2015-01-09 06:28:51
Finished
2016-07-17 15:03:43

1 Comments

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    Dhanithecat Jul 17 2016 @ 15:15

    You can find that video on youtube, by The Detergents. They sang while standing next to a washing machine on "Shindig!', a tv show. Hilarious.

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