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Although I always have every intention of

  • Although I always have every intention of saying no, somehow I always end up saying yes. Perhaps it's because of his
  • flashing neon sign imbedded in his forehead. "YES! YES! YES!" Not subtle in the least. I shouldn't have agreed to this first date with him. I feel compelled now to agree to anythin
  • he proposed for our date. I thought to myself, "Is he usually this hyperactive?"
  • I went along with his plans, regardless of my misgivings. After all, he had a flashy car & lots of money...money he might spend on me if I played my cards right. I cuddled
  • my first dead rabbit and thought about George. That stupid bastard. Talking about the fat of the land but always broke. Now, me, Lenny, I had hit a jackpot in Vegas and was rich
  • For now. I knew about the coming economic collapse. I had been aware of it for years! Thanks a lot, he told the barista. She had a banana hairdo and looked like Chiquita The Clown
  • Fruit. She accused me of peeling her with my mind, but all I wanted was my gosh darned coffee. Okay, I did want to put ice cream and chocolate syrup o her, but she drove me bananas
  • , My girlfriend Prunella would whip me for double dipping but I cherished every coffee I got from the Dairy Queen. But when Prunella got the scoop she went nuts so I split with
  • the cold confection. Done w/Prunella & her prude ways. I dumped her for a new gal, a BBW who loved ice cream & frozen treats. Molly MooMoo More was her Porn name. I loved her all.
  • That bears repeating. But I couldn't. I WOULDN'T. But I did. Molly was blacklisted and ended up as a telemarketing reach around girl in the TelTrek Business Park 2 of Omaha, NE.
Started
2013-11-22 14:01:38
Finished
2016-11-25 08:28:05

2 Comments

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    Rebbie Nov 28 2016 @ 14:12

    Poor Molly all she did was love him. :(
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    Woab Nov 29 2016 @ 17:13

    Fiction can be cruel.

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