The doorbell rang and it was Frank. He was
- The doorbell rang and it was Frank. He was late as usual but I was too tired to comment.
- His jacket looked like he had been mauled by a tiger, which was funny because just yesterday
- he had decided to become a vegetarian. It all started with this weird dream. He was sitting in a field of poppies and
- all of a sudden he was floating. He looked down and could see a taliban poppy pusher approaching his still-fast-asleep body
- so he tried to scare the poppy man using the technique made popular in the movie "Ghost", but instead the man just
- flipped open his lighter. Time for a smoke.
- Marlboro Reds. None of that pansy 100 nonsense, he wanted to taste it. As he walked out the door he was blinded by the
- pale, stocky legs of one of the female competitors. He knew he was in trouble by the way she handled the
- javelin with such finesse and skill. He swallowed hard and wiped his sweaty palms on his gym shorts.
- Headed to the sidelines with courage. Grabbed the big-breasted cheerleader and plunged his tongue down her throat.
- Started
- 2010-05-12 12:25:35
- Finished
- 2010-05-13 07:25:37
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