Solitare game: Contents: Instructions, one
- Solitare game: Contents: Instructions, one pawn, one card, one square chess board, one-sided die, pencil, score sheet.
- Also on the Solitare game table a 750ml bottle of Jameson (no glass needed), 24x36 picture of ex-girlfriend on easel in front of table, "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart" on replay
- . My legs shuffled me over to the Solitare game table. I couldn't resist. There wasn't even a dealer. Finally a game I couldn't lose! I shifted a tile on the ex girlfriend picture
- I smiled and thought how can I loose? and flipped the next card over"...what the..." The card had "Looser! written on it! A klaxon alarm went off. Attention the is a looser at soli
- difying wards. Ewe must bee on yore guard. Donut listen to thee Overloaders. Save us!" I was fluent in Gibberish, and I quickly deciphered the tarot card message. The
- Message actually read as "be on your guard." and something else about Oreos, I wasn't sure.
- So in an act of desperation, I climbed up on the guard's shoulders and shouted "Oreos!" at the sky. At first there was only a low buzz, then suddenly the sky was filled with oreo
- -American men parachuting down on their creamy filling using their cookies to keep themselves on target. They were the fabled Oreo Soldier's of Custer's Command. They rescued me.
- I was not in Kansas anymore. Nor was this Oz. I didnt recognize anything. The Ice House opened up and I hesitated fo enter.
- The door seemed to beckon, and before I knew it I was already inside. And there it was, lying on a marble pedestal, a statue of my tormenter made entirely out of frozen blood.
- Started
- 2014-12-13 14:19:01
- Finished
- 2017-12-29 11:43:05
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Woab Dec 29 2017 @ 11:55
...which leaves us with the existential question: Who is one's tormentor when one is playing solitaire? Heavy!
LordVacuity Dec 29 2017 @ 12:08
The Tormentor is the odds.
Chaz Dec 29 2017 @ 17:15
Wizard of odds....
pinky Jan 09 2018 @ 21:19
Odds (and ends) torment me.