As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer,
- As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer, flailing his arms and shouting expletives, the car he'd neglected to put in park began rolling down the steep hill towards the gasoline
- tanks Mel kept when the rapture comes upon us. The police officer was getting too old for this shit. The explosion would be a lethal weapon in Mel's little hamlet
- . Whatever happened to the days when he'd drop by Mel for a donut & flirt with that dizzy waitress? Now Mel had gone fundy & was holed up in the kitchen. Officer Gumby called out "
- 2 extra caffeine coffees stirred with this dick, pick up!
- and then I realized I wasn't at Starbucks I was in madis kitchen!
- How the hell did I get here? I quickly walked out the door and when I got to the sidewalk I stopped. I started to think and wondered how was her coffee just as good as starbucks
- I guess that is what good coffee do to you , especially when its brewed by a pretty lady . I cant believe me and her connected so well after all these years i thought graduation
- would be the last time I looked deeply into her eyes. Instead, here we are, talking, laughing, staring deeply into each others eyes, sneezing. Yes, sneezing. Without warning she
- sneezed and the eyeball I was staring into shot into the air. My dog caught it. I retrieved it, rinsed it & gave it back to her. This is how I found out my love has a glass eye
- & that I have a glass heart. That's right, she cheated on me with another woman named Iris. But then I met someone else...Eileen, my one-legged girlfriend. Everyone calls her Peg.
- Started
- 2012-04-13 01:14:13
- Finished
- 2014-11-11 22:19:04
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