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As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer,

  • As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer, flailing his arms and shouting expletives, the car he'd neglected to put in park began rolling down the steep hill towards the gasoline
  • tanks Mel kept when the rapture comes upon us. The police officer was getting too old for this shit. The explosion would be a lethal weapon in Mel's little hamlet
  • . Whatever happened to the days when he'd drop by Mel for a donut & flirt with that dizzy waitress? Now Mel had gone fundy & was holed up in the kitchen. Officer Gumby called out "
  • 2 extra caffeine coffees stirred with this dick, pick up!
  • and then I realized I wasn't at Starbucks I was in madis kitchen!
  • How the hell did I get here? I quickly walked out the door and when I got to the sidewalk I stopped. I started to think and wondered how was her coffee just as good as starbucks
  • I guess that is what good coffee do to you , especially when its brewed by a pretty lady . I cant believe me and her connected so well after all these years i thought graduation
  • would be the last time I looked deeply into her eyes. Instead, here we are, talking, laughing, staring deeply into each others eyes, sneezing. Yes, sneezing. Without warning she
  • sneezed and the eyeball I was staring into shot into the air. My dog caught it. I retrieved it, rinsed it & gave it back to her. This is how I found out my love has a glass eye
  • & that I have a glass heart. That's right, she cheated on me with another woman named Iris. But then I met someone else...Eileen, my one-legged girlfriend. Everyone calls her Peg.

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