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I'm Alice. Leaving in an inn. An abandonned

  • I'm Alice. Leaving in an inn. An abandonned inn, full of doors. Which one is the wright? What if I opoen the wrong door? The green one catches my eye. I go through it and a big rat
  • was teaching giant turtles ninja moves. I backed out of that door; not my scene. Through the next door was a voluptuous rabbit in a skin tight dress. "Well all right" I said, and
  • stepping off wrong ended up tripping backwards into a door that hadn't been there a moment ago. I fell into a colorless bare room with a very small window high up in the wall. That
  • was when I put my hand into something warm and wet. "Gross!" I wiped it on a wall, found it was sticky, so tried climbing up the wall with whatever this adhesive was to the window.
  • So there I was: A half-assed Spiderman scaling a vertical wall with a snot-like adhesive helping me propel myself upward. I looked up and said “Oh, shit!” as the barrel of a pistol
  • pointed straight down at me. A stream of web shot from my wrist, yanking the pistol out of his hand, along with his hand. Oops. "OWW!" He screamed from the window. His stump gushed
  • coffee, not blood. Huh. No wonder the guy was always trying to kill everyone. I shot another burst of web at his arm, neatly wrapping the wound to stop the coffeeing. Now it was
  • much better, but there was coffee everywhere. I didn't want to clean or do anything else, so I got away. I left the wounded man there, though. He would only be a burden.
  • I assumed that Mavis would see to him when she discovered his bullet-ridden body - she could patch him up and mop up the coffee at the same time. I had better things to do, like
  • doom scrolling on my phone. No noo no no noo . Swipe. gonna take my horse to the o-Swipe. Forget everything you know about crypto. Swipe. . Hey its yo boy. Swipe. Swipe Swipe.

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