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The Barrista was pretended that the coffee

  • The Barrista was pretended that the coffee shop was the Bridge of the USS Enterprise and that he was
  • deep in the engine room. "I canna get the power up to full steam! I'm giving it all shes got!" If a customer asked for an espresso, he would tilt to the left screaming red alert.
  • When Starfleet was bought up my Starbuck's in a corporate merger, Cap. Kirk reasoned "Star"bucks was into space exploration. He relayed orders to Bones who said, "Dammit Jim, I'm a
  • doctor, not a barista!" in his usual exasperated tone. The whole situation compounded when Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica sued the corporate giant claiming
  • it confused people watching their ads side by side on BBCA. Really, the people were annoyed by the large amount of ads and non-British programming. The Starbug crashed Starbucks
  • holiday party with butt xeroxes of the board of directors. Starbucks had wronged Starbug, and he wasn't going to be pushed around. Imagine telling HIM he "wasn't barrista material
  • and Bug's Life was pretty bleh." Starbug summoned his grasshopper friends to the Starbucks HQ, where they drove off the assless-chapped workers with their incessant chirping. Butts
  • and alien hands aside, the bugs seemed to enjoy their newfound positions as the training supervisors for baristas at the Starbucks HQ. Their passion was all consuming and Starbug
  • s soon were all over their homeworld. A shortage of Veranda Blonde Roast, however, sent their civilization into a spiral from which they could not recover, and soon they were
  • no more. Centuries later a visitor walked through the ruins and wondered how their confident progress could stop, fail and be remembered nowhere.

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