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Although he considered it to be a form of

  • Although he considered it to be a form of right livelihood, Snuffy the Inhaler felt he needed a break from being stuck into Greg's nostrils. So, after learning mesmerism from a
  • bottle of prescription pain pills, Snuffy the inhaler hypnotized Greg. Greg was under the inhaler's total control. First stop, Cirque Du Soleil. The Inhaler had always wanted to
  • see a circus show. So before they got out, Snuffy de-hypnotized Greg to give him a chance of watching real acrobatics... after the show, the plan was back again.
  • But Snuffy hadn't planned on de-hypnotized Greg being rude about the acrobatics. He muttered to himself and then laughed too hard when the top acrobat fell off & landed on his head
  • Then died. Greg morphed into a rabbit and vanished into the hole, unknown to Snuffy. Snuffy unfortunately developed went stone deaf and took up painting. Without a hearing aid, it
  • was especially easy for Snuffy to let go of any inhibitions and really get into the moment. Bright colored pigments were splattered across the canvas
  • as he sneezed a line each of malchite and carmine snuff onto his work. For the final touches he snorted lavender, dandylion pollen and the ashes of
  • some leaves I hadn't seen before. The incinerator he used was compact, purpose built, and the final effect was exquisite. Colours of every shade blotted the canvas, blending smooth
  • -ly all the hues of the world until all those that beheld it understood in a glance the concept that we are all related, all connected. I grabbed it and ran through the streets.
  • I could finally end my story. I had the capability to, at least. Whether I did or not, is a whole 'nother tale

1 Comments

  1. Woab May 25 2017 @ 13:37

    I think I saw that piece in the Museum of Mucus Art.

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