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...This is your brain on drugs... now with

  • ...This is your brain on drugs... now with a slice of bacon and some hash browns. Don't forget the orange juice. The Big Drug Slammers Special... available at Denny's.
  • Denny's put the Big Addict Slam on the menu next to the Moons Over My Hammy. It came with a hypodermic needle and rubber tubing.
  • But Denny's Corporate policy forbade including Alcohol Wipes for reasons that were not clear. In investigating the matter is was found that Denny's Corpoate policy dated to 1776.
  • and had been originally written in Enochian, the language of the Angels, and in unicorn blood. Denny's refused to comment beyond referring all questions to the policy in question.
  • The CEO added, "Denny's assumes no responsibility for the extinction of unicorns, in spite of having all our menus printed with their blood." But Greenpeace did not accept this
  • but a tribe of wandering pink men did, and they were from a different dimension of Earth called Tomorrowland. The leader of the tribe used the horns in the battle of Geilnor.
  • but a tribe of wandering pink men did, and they were from a different dimension of Earth called Tomorrowland. The leader of the tribe used the horns in the battle of Geilnor.
  • but a tribe of wandering pink men did, and they were from a different dimension of Earth called Tomorrowland. The leader of the tribe used the horns in the battle of Geilnor.
  • That leader’s name was Pakuna Miapiaii. The horns were a sacred relic from a completely different dimension than any we’ve mentioned so far. The pink men wanted the horns back for
  • His final transformation into a Lovecraftian horror, luckily the brave heroes were able to fall the pink men, unfortunately one of them met her end, but the phoenix revived her.
Started
2013-06-22 23:47:36
Finished
2020-04-06 01:09:59

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